Donfemken is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, two-faced narwhal.

Donfemken created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Donfemken, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Donfemken, he will turn you into a worm.

Donfemken's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Donfemken's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. You must pray to Donfemken five times a day.