Lipgesspod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthinking centipede.

Lipgesspod created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipgesspod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lipgesspod, she will make you grow a tail.

Lipgesspod's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Lipgesspod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never handle copper while unclean.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.