Dampodfabfidhanfotwitfon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful hyena.

Dampodfabfidhanfotwitfon created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dampodfabfidhanfotwitfon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dampodfabfidhanfotwitfon, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dampodfabfidhanfotwitfon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dampodfabfidhanfotwitfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near swans.

2. Do not place limes upon stone.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not travel during autumn.

5. Never handle lead while unclean.