Stermob Jabyarfit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, prudent wyrm.

Stermob Jabyarfit created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stermob Jabyarfit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stermob Jabyarfit, she will throw large rocks at you.

Stermob Jabyarfit's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Stermob Jabyarfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never prepare corn during summer.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide from green horses for they are unholy.