Cudbabhas is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic coyote.

Cudbabhas created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Cudbabhas, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudbabhas, she will be very unhappy.

Cudbabhas' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cudbabhas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint at forests.

2. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

3. Always treat turtles with great respect.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Never mark doors with white.