Bafvidquat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, smart unicorn.

Bafvidquat created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafvidquat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bafvidquat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bafvidquat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bafvidquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

2. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

3. Never chant in the presence of rats.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Remain prostrate during prayer.