Tadvenlab Gilkabkadbamvedsawtit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient armadillo.

Tadvenlab Gilkabkadbamvedsawtit created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tadvenlab Gilkabkadbamvedsawtit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tadvenlab Gilkabkadbamvedsawtit, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tadvenlab Gilkabkadbamvedsawtit's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tadvenlab Gilkabkadbamvedsawtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow cats to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Retreat if eight whales approach from the east.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never paint your hands fawn.