Sandbodsan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent fish.

Sandbodsan created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbodsan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandbodsan, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sandbodsan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sandbodsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Hide if four doves approach from the west.

3. Never gather six turtles near towers.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.