Gompidbab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, humane fish.

Gompidbab created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Gompidbab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gompidbab, she will turn you into a tree.

Gompidbab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gompidbab's Holy Commandments

1. Gompidbab loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Worship no other gods but Gompidbab.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.