Carlatloop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, slow alligator.

Carlatloop created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Carlatloop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Carlatloop, it will think nothing of it.

Carlatloop's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Carlatloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three mice in a large pit.

2. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing brown rings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your neck.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Never speak aloud of signs.