Siskamfas is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart ferret.

Siskamfas created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siskamfas, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Siskamfas, he will be very sad.

Siskamfas' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Siskamfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.