Him Quatsandget is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-powerful wasp.

Him Quatsandget created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Him Quatsandget, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Him Quatsandget, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Him Quatsandget's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Him Quatsandget's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Always wash your back before prayer.

5. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.