Xuctigcap Latlikrillnur is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying grasshopper.

Xuctigcap Latlikrillnur created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Xuctigcap Latlikrillnur, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Xuctigcap Latlikrillnur, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Xuctigcap Latlikrillnur's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Xuctigcap Latlikrillnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Xuctigcap Latlikrillnur on top of all buildings.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Xuctigcap Latlikrillnur in the centre of the settlement.