Wabkikgov is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic crocodile.

Wabkikgov created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabkikgov, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wabkikgov, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Wabkikgov's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wabkikgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Do not eat spinach.