Vilbossrakvab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, boastful monkey.

Vilbossrakvab created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilbossrakvab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vilbossrakvab, she will strike you with lightening.

Vilbossrakvab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vilbossrakvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix peas with oil.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not consume beans at dawn.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near bats while wearing turquoise tights.

5. Never cross rivers at dawn.