Bodcidtag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish swallow.

Bodcidtag created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodcidtag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bodcidtag, she will turn you into a frog.

Bodcidtag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bodcidtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near tortoises while wearing orange shoes and balancing three tin spheres on your chest.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Never gather seven ants near walls.