Canyartnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish jellyfish.

Canyartnurl created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canyartnurl, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Canyartnurl, it will manifest in front of you.

Canyartnurl's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Canyartnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Never prepare grapes during autumn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.