Zangamken is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair badger.

Zangamken created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zangamken, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zangamken, it will destroy your home planet.

Zangamken's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Zangamken's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never feed cherries to dogs while wearing boots.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.