Queegvanciss is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful bear.

Queegvanciss created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegvanciss, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegvanciss, he will turn you into a slug.

Queegvanciss' most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Queegvanciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Queegvanciss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

4. Never jump in winter.

5. Never play with disobedient children.