Vonkcat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, contented wasp.

Vonkcat created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkcat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vonkcat, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Vonkcat's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Vonkcat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never cross mountains at midday.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

5. Never carve symbols of stars into wood.