Fagbusjigtip is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, slow wombat.

Fagbusjigtip created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagbusjigtip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fagbusjigtip, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fagbusjigtip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fagbusjigtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near great tits while wearing yellow shorts.

2. Hide from black foxes for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Never remain prostrate at dawn.