Lagnabwat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, quiet ferret.

Lagnabwat created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagnabwat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lagnabwat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Lagnabwat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Lagnabwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near great tits.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Always help sick horses.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Never pray while filled with anger.