Dunvidven is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful beaver.

Dunvidven created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunvidven, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dunvidven, it will send minions to preach to you.

Dunvidven's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dunvidven's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Always stare at clouds.