Cimvedlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective newt.

Cimvedlarn created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimvedlarn, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cimvedlarn, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cimvedlarn's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cimvedlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silver sculptures of Cimvedlarn on top of important buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.