Yarparkyam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind bird.

Yarparkyam created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarparkyam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarparkyam, it will curse you with boils.

Yarparkyam's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yarparkyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Never eat beans on holy days.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Do not shave your back.