Best Gud is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage hare.

Best Gud created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Best Gud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Best Gud, he will turn you into a mole.

Best Gud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Best Gud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix corn with water.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Best Gud on top of all buildings.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.