Fenmegbin is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, kind lobster.

Fenmegbin created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenmegbin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fenmegbin, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fenmegbin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fenmegbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fenmegbin.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.