Wadbasshottifcemvanpakfom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, passionate lion.

Wadbasshottifcemvanpakfom created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wadbasshottifcemvanpakfom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wadbasshottifcemvanpakfom, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Wadbasshottifcemvanpakfom's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wadbasshottifcemvanpakfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Never approach mountains carrying ash.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics.

5. You must never eat apples.