Midstikfas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless monkey.

Midstikfas created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Midstikfas, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Midstikfas, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Midstikfas' most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Midstikfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never allow capybaras to witness sacred rites.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not speak about melons.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.