Mingofpak is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered horse.

Mingofpak created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mingofpak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mingofpak, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mingofpak's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Mingofpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never allow doves to witness sacred rites.

3. Always wear green.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Always help grasshopers.