Ciprulrut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart armadillo.

Ciprulrut created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Ciprulrut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ciprulrut, she will turn you into a dog.

Ciprulrut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ciprulrut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Ciprulrut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Run away if four ants approach from the north.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ciprulrut.