Fidvindin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish newt.

Fidvindin created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidvindin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fidvindin, he will curse you with boils.

Fidvindin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fidvindin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from lead.

2. Never stain your legs with mauve.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never hurt frogs.