Fasfodkap Yokhincadflan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic goose.

Fasfodkap Yokhincadflan created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasfodkap Yokhincadflan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fasfodkap Yokhincadflan, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fasfodkap Yokhincadflan's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fasfodkap Yokhincadflan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four dogs approach from the east.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.