Bafzodhom is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, duplicitous tapir.

Bafzodhom created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafzodhom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bafzodhom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bafzodhom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bafzodhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Put Bafzodhom first in all things.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near pigs while wearing white dresses and balancing five copper spheres on your head.

4. Never wear yellow kilts.

5. Never speak aloud of names.