Didyokwad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, proud guinea pig.

Didyokwad created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Didyokwad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Didyokwad, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Didyokwad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Didyokwad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Run away from white tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about gravity near foxes while wearing pink tights and balancing six zinc spheres on your legs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.