Stragbus is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humorless sheep.

Stragbus created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragbus, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stragbus, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stragbus' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Stragbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always stare at clouds.