Mobjapgom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless walrus.

Mobjapgom created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobjapgom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mobjapgom, she will turn you into a duck.

Mobjapgom's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Mobjapgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Mobjapgom in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Do not speak about nuts.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.