Nullabbim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous rat.

Nullabbim created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullabbim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nullabbim, she will turn you into a mouse.

Nullabbim's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nullabbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

2. Run away from indigo hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.