Cutlip is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty camel.

Cutlip created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutlip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cutlip, it will turn you into a tree.

Cutlip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cutlip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the east.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Do not record names concerning moons.

5. Put Cutlip first in all things.