Narttargtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tranquil salamander.

Narttargtaf created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Narttargtaf, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narttargtaf, he will cry a lot.

Narttargtaf's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Narttargtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during holy days.

2. Do not consume figs at dawn.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

4. Never handle silver while unclean.

5. Do not hurt turtles.