Vegfossgof is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless armadillo.

Vegfossgof created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfossgof, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vegfossgof, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vegfossgof's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Vegfossgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never whisper while facing west.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Feed all hungry gulls.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.