Gidtafrat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful dog.

Gidtafrat created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidtafrat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidtafrat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gidtafrat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gidtafrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Worship no other gods but Gidtafrat.