Stik is a god.

He takes the form of a large, emotional faun.

Stik created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stik, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stik, he will torture you forever.

Stik's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Stik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning planets.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

5. Never gather four foxes near doors.