Ciplinmif is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring camel.

Ciplinmif created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Ciplinmif, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ciplinmif, he will boil you in a big pot.

Ciplinmif's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ciplinmif's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.