Milnibbom is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unfair goose.

Milnibbom created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Milnibbom, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milnibbom, it will refuse to believe in you.

Milnibbom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Milnibbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain scarves during rituals.

2. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

3. Run away from green turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.

5. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.