Veenguncim is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic wolf.

Veenguncim created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenguncim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Veenguncim, it will not invite you to parties.

Veenguncim's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Veenguncim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Always act with purity.