Wabhabfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, humane jellyfish.

Wabhabfoss created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Wabhabfoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wabhabfoss, she will be very sad.

Wabhabfoss' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Wabhabfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not take Wabhabfoss' name in vain.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.