Nanpakapp is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart faun.

Nanpakapp created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Nanpakapp, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nanpakapp, he will be very unhappy.

Nanpakapp's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nanpakapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of limes to birds while wearing yellow shorts.

2. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

3. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

4. Always store cherries above ground.

5. Always obey Nanpakapp's priests.