Nibpakfebhivcebjad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak jaguar.

Nibpakfebhivcebjad created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibpakfebhivcebjad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nibpakfebhivcebjad, he will curse you with boils.

Nibpakfebhivcebjad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nibpakfebhivcebjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

5. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.