Fathasbus is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, emotional centipede.

Fathasbus created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fathasbus, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fathasbus, it will turn you into a plant.

Fathasbus' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fathasbus' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Never gather six horses near wells.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Never sing in the presence of geese.

5. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.